Those new fangled teas that purport to do something

( Tea )

And two articles from The Chap:

Alumnus Elegantis
The true ur-chap will, however, never set foot in an examination hall, having contrived to be rusticated mid way through his final year for stoning the college swan to death with empty gin bottles.

Cocktail Cabinet Reshuffle
The House of Lords is a warm and cosy place, where one sits wrapped in ermine, with a tartan rug over the knees [and] snoozes peaceably each day.