Pannicus the Frying Pan Golem

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"The Frying Pan golem stands tall, made from cast iron pans of varrying shapes and sizes, this golem has one objective on its tiny mind. To win. Able to cook eighty pieces of bacon at a single time, when struck by this Golem you find yourself scorched and bruised. Everytime you slash and clash against the Golem, searing hot bacon fat splashes onto your body. The smell alone of bacon cooking is usually enough to stop any foe, but when it isn't the Frying Pan Golem goes all out with a Continental breakfast of sliced ham, omelettes, scrambled eggs, french toast, sunny side up eggs, waffles, bacon, eggs benedict, hashbrowns, sausages, topped off with a large glass of Orange juice. Though normally this Golem isn't one to fight, when its breakfast or self is threatened it will strike until its foe is defeated"

Now, would that not be a cool character to duel against. Fifty-fifty chance he kicks your ass or makes you breakfast.

from this post on bad_rpers_suck which isn’t a suck at all. And followed up here with The Adventure of Pannicus, the Baby Frying Pan Golem.

Now why couldn’t the Elder Race ruins have golems like this instead of the fall over and break up into pieces really quickly variety? None of them ever even had any damn shiny on them either. Even the animated armour had rubbish, generic shiny on them half the time.