Don't ask. (http://li-59.members.linode.com/tubegame/game.html) Somehow, it made me think of you. "All I wanted were cats with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads"?

All I ever got close to was the dissection of a cow-eye in fifth or sixth grade, which the teacher bribed us with to make us shut up. I don't really remember much, but it was quite interesting.