Sporadically speaking

Choice (PG. 902 words. Süleyman/Dietrich.)
A lesson in choices.

Fantasy (18+, non-con. Involving cross-dressing and William’s specific use of gender pronouns in regards to Isaak. 1855 words.)
William has a very specific revenge fantasy in mind when it comes to Isaak.

Comparably (G. 760 words.)
Non-alcoholic cocktails & reminiscences of Londinium. Isaak & Dietrich in the downtime during a mission. Set during the Radio Head audio drama.


( A snippet, a surprising observation & a failed poll )

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Have a drabble in which I express my discontent with adjectives.

The mirror-version of Endgame. Inspired by a comment by levyrasputin.
Character death. William and Isaak at the end of the game.

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And since today seems to be opposites day: Pleasures too, which is a reversal of Lies more or less. I’m getting dangerously close to bastardising Arabian mythology at this point.

Also, just so I remember where I put this. I may well be over-thinking the sentiment.

Every now and again I attempt to write what is justifiably pr0n; not fade to black, not pr0n lite, not really vague anatomical descriptions. I’m talking fully functioning sphincters and gag reflexes, the whole nine yards and into penalty time. But somehow, due to some insanity clause that I probably agreed to at least five lifetimes ago, I can’t just write pr0n, on its own. Take the pr0n that became an epic or for a better example; Wager which was honest to Belial meant to be senseless porn. It was meant to be random fucking and nothing more besides but I just can’t seem to write it like that. 4719 words and you know that the majority of those weren’t the sex scene. So now, now I have around 1000 words of pre-porn and suddenly I just can’t find the motivation to write the rest. It takes me a whole day with long tea breaks to write actual porn, a day of logistics and working out angles and proportions. Argh. And why did I decide that a shower scene was the way to go anyway?

And of course beyond the porn-writing it’s still entirely too hot, my thunderstorms have not been delivered on and I still need to do practical contacty things. I still haven’t given up on the idea of pushing the competition out of tenth floor windows either.

I started watching Papa to Kiss in the Dark expecting it to be bad shota, with the recommendation from liyang that if you took all the incest out it’d be perfectly good light yaoi. I really wasn’t expecting much but as it turns out, shota incest aside, it’s actually quite funny simply because it’s absolutely over the top in the sense that it’s not meant to be taken seriously at all. It’s pretty much aping the genera and is actually quite similar to H-game setups where you meet the protagonist establish that he’s reasonably helpless, followed by a Foster-san substitute an attractive paternal figure, then the student council president, the childhood friend and the additional ‘cool’ mate.

The actual incest is very comically done and it’s at all meant to be an actual, serious treatment of the issue.
The protagonist is very much a hodgepodge of stereotypes though he was a lovely comedy moment where he decides that he can’t use ‘Ore’ in front of the student council president and uses ‘Boku’ instead, though for a minute there I was certain he was going to actually go for a ‘Watashi’. The ‘papa’ figure is also a walking stereotype and is comically done. He may be related to Yuki Eiri in the same way that two of the chaps from Enzai appear to be the bastard half-siblings of Beruze and Gerald, respectively.

So far, from the first OVA the yaoi is really softcore and is more of the fade to black type than anything else. It’s also very, very silly and the cliff-hanger ending is hilarious. Granted, I’ve watched the ending of the second OVA already so I know what the plot twist is but it’s silly highly entertaining.
I’d recommend Papa to Kiss in the Dark to anyone who likes a bit of slightly wrong parody every now and again really. Or anyone who’s just looking for the next best Wrong Thing that still makes people laugh. You’ve all heard that Thalidomide Arms joke, right?

842 words. Eduard/Orpherus in bed together not having sex. Possibly this might rate as 15 for implication and such. I should really go look up the new fiction rating system at some point.
Warnings for... err... spanking.


( No porn here... )

( Cock, svelte digits, cock, concupiscent slickness. No, this isn’t another conversation I’ve had. )

And I think I’ve defeated the point of cutting this by typing ‘cock’ twice in the cut text anyway.

( A Yaoi hole? )

“It’s good weather today…
And the lactic-acid bacilli are very active in the Petri dish…”
- Ayano Yamane “Koi no Annahito”

I’m starting to think that I can’t get away from biology no matter what I do. And all I was doing today was reading a scanilation of some yaoi manga. Granted, microbiology was never my speciality but it was part of my course. Little things always keep popping up or maybe I’m noticing them more now that I’m not doing Molecular Biology any more, so they’re interesting things rather than reminders of coursework etc. It’s almost silly though, I even remember getting started on a rant about telomeres while walking through Cambridge in the middle of the night. Maybe I should just go and get a genetics degree after I finish this one... just to get it out of my system. Though there’s always Molecular Genetics which is less maths and in some ways quite similar to Molecular Biology; in fact I’m quite sure I could have fun with that.