Meine Liebe drabble - Scandalous

[narcasse]

I finally got round to writing that meme drabble for nekonexus but unfortunately it didn’t turn out to be quite as funny as I’d intended, so I felt compelled to write a follow up.

Scandalous

Disclaimer: Meine Liebe belongs to Konami, Yuki Kaori and others.

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“Take a look at this; I think my cousin has finally lost his mind.”
Naoji picked up the letter gingerly.
“Go on, read it.”
“It’s scandalous!”
“Isn’t it just? Poor Gunter, I was so very fond of him. Naoji, where are you-”
“My apologies, I must inform my uncle at once.”

Idling staring at the letter Ludwig wondered just what it was about this scheme to ‘break the seven seals’ that could have quite riled Naoji. That was, until he caught sight of the scrawl in the margin that stated rather pointedly “What I wouldn’t give for some Japanese arse!”

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*ba dum ching*

Comments

[finferwen.livejournal.com]

^_^ Priceless!

Is this at all tied in with Cipher and Correspondence? (Yes, I aware my fondness for those borders on being neurotic.)

[reichsfreiherr.livejournal.com]

^_^

Is this at all tied in with Cipher and Correspondence?

Definitely. Though I don’t really think those have anything approaching an overall plot beyond Gunter and Ludwig winding each other up and Isaac waxing lyrical about Ludwig’s thighs. Though Naoji’s uncle really does need a first name...

Don’t know if you saw this (http://www.livejournal.com/users/imperial_artist/227666.html#cutid2)?

[finferwen.livejournal.com]

Whoops, nearly fellover. Guess I'm not going to Comp after all. *drank too much*

Who needs plot? I laughed so hard that my housemate thinks I'm a little more berko than before and gets a distincly concerned look on his face when I laugh at things he can't see.

(Hey, pork wrapped in bacon! I could go that! ...As long as there was garlic to kill the pork taste.)

Don’t know if you saw this?

No, I hadn't. And now I curse my getting-behind. Lovely - and poor Gunter. ^_^

[reichsfreiherr.livejournal.com]

Well, presumably Naoji’s uncle with do something if Gunter starts climbing the walls but… Hello, Iisou-bunny of evil crackness:


Naoji stared at the letter for several minutes. Then he calmly folded it back up in its envelope and placed it in the draw of his desk. Then he paused for a moment as if contemplating locking the desk draw before he left the room.

Entering Ludwig’s rooms Naoji found the other boy staring similarly at an open draw.
“Lui?”
Ludwig slammed the draw shut before turning round with his back pressed against the desk.
“Am I disturbing you?”
The lock to the desk draw clicked audibly.
“I… could come back later if you like.”
“No! No… that will not be necessary.”
“Well… in that case I came to inform you that I received a letter today…” Naoji paused, was it his imagination or was Ludwig’s face turning a rather sickly shade of off-yellow?
“A… letter?” It hardly seemed possible that Ludwig might be capable of pressing himself any further back against that desk.
“Yes, a letter from my uncle.”
Was that a sigh of relief?
“He’s suggesting that I spend the Easter holiday overseas.”
“Overseas? In England?”
“Ah… not England.”
“Where then?”
“Germany.”
“Germany?”
“In Berlin to be precise.”
“I have a cousin in Be- Gunter is in Berlin!”
“Yes…”
“He can’t mean… He can’t seriously… It’s Gunter, for God’s sake! He’s my cousin!”
“Yes.”
“No! You will not leave Kuchen! I forbid it!”
“Lui… you can’t just-“
“I can and I will! I’ll write to my father at once. And I’ll write to that bloody, perverted, cantankerous-“
“I thought you liked Gunter.”
“Well, yes but… Dear god, not enough to share.”

*ba dum ching*

[finferwen.livejournal.com]

“I thought you liked Gunter.”
“Well, yes but… Dear god, not enough to share.”

XD And suddenly my morning is an awful lot brighter.

[nekonexus.livejournal.com]

*giggles helplessly* oh dear. Yes quite. But just think of the threesomes fun that could be had! *runs away*

[reichsfreiherr.livejournal.com]

“You might always… compromise.”
“Compromise?”
“Yes. It wouldn’t be so difficult after all.”
“Wouldn’t be- By ‘compromise’ exactly what would you be suggesting, Naoji?”
“Well… I expect that your cousin wouldn’t be adverse to…” The Japanese boy let his voice trail off and slid his gaze sideways in a practiced display of avoidance, that wasn’t really avoidance at all.
“Adverse to what exact?”
“I suppose I shouldn’t like to say it out loud.”
“If you are suggesting what I think you are suggesting…”
“That depends entirely on what you think I’m suggested, now doesn’t it?” There was something almost too playful in the tone.
“You do realise that Gunter is my cousin.”
“Yes.”
“My cousin, as in my actual cousin. Our mothers were related.”
“Yes?”
Ludwig barely resisted the urge to throw his hands up on the air and walk away, just barely but such flamboyance certainly wouldn’t suit a future Strahl.
“I fail to see what the-“
“He’s my cousin! I… I… oh, dear god.”
“Lui?”
“Dear god, don’t tell me that this is normal in Japan.” Ludwig sat down with a thump, shaking his head in disbelief, leaving Naoji to wonder if all the stories of the decadence of Westerners might only be rumour after all.


*goes back to bed before he gets smote for even considering writing Gunter/Ludwig*

Because there’s wrong and then there’s me. ^_~

[nekonexus.livejournal.com]

ROFL!
hee! the crack! the crack! *glomps you*

“My cousin, as in my actual cousin. Our mothers were related.”

Right. ^_~ Because the rules for Cousin Camus do not apply here. Unhunh. *evil grin*

[nekonexus.livejournal.com]

“What I wouldn’t give for some Japanese arse!”

rofl. (yes, again.) Ah, the ribald humour. I love it!

[reichsfreiherr.livejournal.com]

Well, quite. ^_~