Silly Trinity Blood drabble: Burlesque

[narcasse]

Because I feel the need to post something at least moderately funny if I’m going to post something dark as well. And I suppose this is the perfect excuse for my OT3 icon: functionalism/transgovernmentalism/neofunctionalism.

The morning after Outing and everything preceding.


Burlesque

Disclaimer: Trinity Blood belongs to Sunao Yoshida, Gonzo and others.

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There was something very wrong Helga decided. She didn't know what yet but something was up. Her hair always frizzed slightly in the mornings when something was wrong and its evidence was irrefutable.
Today her hair felt lopsided no matter how she arranged it; a truly dire omen.

Peeking out of the breakfast room she’d caught sight of Marionettenspieler’s back as he turned a corner.
“Good morning, ladies.”
“Good morning, Dietrich.” Came a high-pitched chorus, followed by Isaak and Radu rounding the corner both wearing an expression that Helga had learnt to describe in her burlesque classes as ‘kissy face’.

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Helga has evidently been off learning burlesque style striptease somewhere. And Edith and Prudence don’t seem to have done so badly for themselves either.
The title is again a double reference to Helga’s doings and to the very nature of the drabble itself.

Comments

[herit.livejournal.com]

Her hair always frizzed slightly in the mornings when something was wrong and its evidence was irrefutable.

You wouldn't want to hear the noises I made at reading that. Oh lords, the gayness kills me. Kaspar, I'm sorry; those two are better girls than you.

[reichsfreiherr.livejournal.com]

Rosencreutz: equal opportunities employer.

[alucards-bane.livejournal.com]

XD I love you.

[reichsfreiherr.livejournal.com]

But still you keep advocating the torture of sheep.

[alucards-bane.livejournal.com]

I don't...well....>> Maybe a little.

Oh, bad jokes? Let's hear it!

[reichsfreiherr.livejournal.com]

So, there’s a guy at some sort of open day at an abortion clinic. It’s a whole day thing whatever it is and he starts to get hungry so he’s looking around for a buffet etc and walks into one room and finds several tomatoes laid out. Figuring he’s missed most of the buffet he eats one. Just as he does a woman comes into the room, bursts into tears and runs out. He’s a bit surprised but figures there’s not much for him to do about it. He eats another tomato and another woman comes into the room, bursts into tears and runs out again. Another guy comes into the room and since he’s also been getting hungry mentions it. The first guy points out the table telling him that they’ve got nice tomatoes at least to which the first guy responds “Dude, those were last week’s abortions.”

[herit.livejournal.com]

Ah man, you were faster than me. XD I just found it. Sorry for my slowness today. And I love that joke. <3 It's gross, but it makes me laugh.

[alucards-bane.livejournal.com]

Ah, now, you know he's way faster than you or me. >> He's magic!

[herit.livejournal.com]

Your icon tempts me to make one with Franziska and Edgeworth, with the same text.

[alucards-bane.livejournal.com]

Oh really? >)

[reichsfreiherr.livejournal.com]

[alucards-bane.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. >> You accelerate faster than us.

And why oh why would I do that? *innocent face* :P

[alucards-bane.livejournal.com]

XD I giggled juust a wee bit. ._. But it was horrible really.


>< Quit being so drunk

[reichsfreiherr.livejournal.com]

That’s half of what I love about that joke; people will laugh either way, it’s just a matter of whether or not they think it’s funny or just laughing because they’re appalled.

I’m not drunk tonight. This time it’s a nicotine rush.

[alucards-bane.livejournal.com]

http://alucards-bane.livejournal.com/59888.html#cutid1
BEHOLD MY DRUNKEN...yet sober...RAMBLING

Yeah...this is true. Whether it is full blown laughter or that kinda 'haha' nervous laughter. u.u

You smoke AND drink? D: Will I ever meet someone that doesn't?

[reichsfreiherr.livejournal.com]

I know somebody who doesn’t smoke or drink and he’s a complete jackass. That said I’ve known people who don’t do either but have been perfectly pleasant too.

[alucards-bane.livejournal.com]

._. Ooo. The thought of trying a drink and a smoke have entered my mind, but I'm only legal to smoke and would get thrown in the pokey knowing my luck if I tried to drink.

[reichsfreiherr.livejournal.com]

If it suits you than by all means but it’s really dependent on your own preferences. And anything further that I might say on the matter will be construed as the fortunes of a misspent youth so I'll not say any more.

[alucards-bane.livejournal.com]

I believe I'll steer away from drinking, as my sister's friend's brother was piss drunk during our weekend stay and nearly flipped over the banister around the stairs and tripped down the stairwell itself. >> Not to mention he acted like a complete jerk.

[reichsfreiherr.livejournal.com]

Some people do turn into idiots while drunk, certainly. That’s not to say that everyone ends up like that but more often than not the Darwin Award candidates really show their true colours on that sort of occasion.

[alucards-bane.livejournal.com]

This is true. But, nearly everyone *I* know personally transform into morons when drunk. >> I include my two brothers in this. Yes. I do.

[reichsfreiherr.livejournal.com]

They’re not morons normally, are they? I tend to find that sort of thing a good indicator.
For what it’s worth, I’ve been lucky enough to have some rather wonderful conversations about philosophy and religion in drunken company with the only brush with idiocy being a threat to throw me into a river once.

[alucards-bane.livejournal.com]

No, not normally. They're good people. So, apparently, you've had run-ins with drunken philosophers and I've had run-ins with drunken cave men.

But, they say a drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts

._. ...I don't believe that. I believe a man when he says "I'ma bite chu." D: